HONOR THINE HOME AND SELF

If one does happen to awaken at 2

what's a poor, tired soul to do?


Trim the pubes and wash the pits

dry-brush the skin and not the tits


Polish the teeth and looking glass

tighten the muscles of the wee ass


Scrub the hardwood with tea tree

get down and dirty on one knee


Cleanse the GI with lemon juice

Himalayan crytals not to refuse


Burn a hand-rolled Jin stick

a time-told energyzing trick


Honey beeswax candles lit

negative ions, positivity emit


Writing daily affirmations

healing yogic Sun Salutations


Cutting stems of fresh Lilies

Gaia's naturally scented breeze


Juicing pink lady and parsley

detoxifying; Supernaturally


Honor mine blessed home

PEACE be thine very own!


Katherine Marion

http://www.supernaturalwoman.com/


P.S.

I love the part about the pubes, don't you?