Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Dancing Naked In The Rain with Comedian Daniel Tosh of Comedy Central
Holy Goddess Bless Daniel Tosh; from Comedy Central tv show
jJumping on a merry go round; having the bared balls to know
That bare-naked Women are merely something he may lampoon
Cause he is turning in to a real man, none too terribly,sacred soon
Comedian's such as his ilk do not know how to stroke purest silk
Merely crying over more of their own spilled and spoiled milk
No wonder my beautiful breasts are not exposed for all to see
Could be that one more funny puppy might grab onto a sweet titty
"Any publicity is good publicity" is a truth i can agree fully with
Simply one more young madman's Womanly winning ' hot dish'
Show-casing my video that over 1/2 a million have already viewed
Simply not worth Comedy Channel or a ballsy comic being sued
All i can say is how do i know that this spoofer really is even that
Blurring out his privates and yelling at wee children - such crap
Going starkers all because of what he did not see me even do
Inspires a repressed entertainer to visually express his diddly-do
Glad i am lady-like enough to cover up my petty pubic cash
Wisely not exposing my breasts, far from ungentlemanly crass
Honouring Mother Nature as she rains her parade over me
"Dancing naked in the rain" - with glorious Goddess-sent glee
My all be inspired by what I have so kindly offered and shared
One famous jokester has went public and his cajones; he has bared
What more in this modern world could a real Woman ever expect
At least she keeps her 'larger than life' balls, tucked way, to protect!
Last night, my niece in Prince George, B.C., called her Mom, to tell her that "Auntie Kathy is on channel 34. Turn on the t.v.!"
Since then, i have younger males, from all over the globe, bombarding me ... asking to "Dance Naked In The Rain." Not too mention; practically begging magical MotherlyMe, to tell them the size of my breasts ... "over and over, again."
Glad to create more of a controversy.
Not as Mother Earth may have first intended. Yet, well worth the imrov dance and lyrics created on my very own wet spot. to be sure.
Obviously, a naked Woman, dancing naked in the rain, still holds some heart- sweeping allure!