Tuesday, February 9, 2010
HONOR THINE HOME AND SELF
If one does happen to awaken at 2
what's a poor, tired soul to do?
Trim the pubes and wash the pits
dry-brush the skin and not the tits
Polish the teeth and looking glass
tighten the muscles of the wee ass
Scrub the hardwood with tea tree
get down and dirty on one knee
Cleanse the GI with lemon juice
Himalayan crytals not to refuse
Burn a hand-rolled Jin stick
a time-told energyzing trick
Honey beeswax candles lit
negative ions, positivity emit
Writing daily affirmations
healing yogic Sun Salutations
Cutting stems of fresh Lilies
Gaia's naturally scented breeze
Juicing pink lady and parsley
Honor mine blessed home
PEACE be thine very own!
I love the part about the pubes, don't you?